WHAT
WE DO
We stand up for the rights of spectral entities in Fakahatchee regardless of persuasion of cause of death.
PROGRAMS & PROJECTS.
Yes we're 100% a real organization please stop emailing to ask us. Here's some of the projects and programs we've implemented to help our ethereal friends.
Apparition Awareness
Sometimes people are ignorant. But that's not necessarily their fault. We try to raise awareness of ghosts and their ilk by putting poorly printed flyers underneath their windshield wipers when they stop at Walmart.
Spirit
Sentinels
Ghosts are naturally protective of their space. So we work to put these spirits with business owners who need a little extra protection. Jewelry stores and pawn shops currently participate in our 'Spirit Sentinels' program which has already frightened off over three superstitious criminals
Painful? Chainful
Did you know some phantasms don't even have a cabinet door to open suddenly, a light bulb to make flicker, or a mirror to appear in? We run a year-round chain donation bin at the Winn-Dixie to give these poor ghosts something to rattle.
Location Restoration
Spirits don't prefer run-down spider filled locations. Those happen when humans give up or flee because of ignorance. But we don't. We work to clean the spaces and raise their general charm and at least make them smell like lemon pledge.
Pancake Breakfast
Our annual pancake breakfast helps raise money for our year round programs. Can you flip a mean flapjack but are still uneasy with our spectral friends? This could be a great way for you to help out.
